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Haunted Piano

Rated 4.92 out of 5 based on 12 customer ratings
(12 customer reviews)

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A toy piano… with a macabre twist

Description

A toy piano with several unsettling differences • Truly expressive: three velocity layers and twin round-robin sets for natural variation of the sound; 3 octaves of chromatic multi samples, plus extras: 580 samples in total • 50 switchable randomised key-off samples • 75 effects samples of noises, thumps, bumps, crashes and squeaks • Reverse samples and groaning sub-transposition at the touch of a button

 

Haunted PianoThe thing about toy pianos is this: they’re scary. Just like a playground at midnight with one empty swing moving; or a rocking horse in a dusty, forgotten nursery suddenly creaking against the floorboard; or the doll whose eyes follow you from across the room.

Don’t turn your back on them.

Haunted Piano is created from multiple samples of two toy pianos which between them span a full three octave range. We sampled them at midnight, by candlelight, when the moon was full (and at 24-bit, natch). Using three velocity layers and two round robin sets, we created an eminently playable and responsive virtual toy piano, which can sound just as clunky and naive as the originals.

But then we went a bit further down the spookiness path, pushing the sound of the virtual instrument into sound-design territory. The samples can be reversed with the click of a button, to give eery builds and surprise tones, or to recall those “backwards masking” moments so favoured by demonic rock bands. They can also be force-transposed down by three octaves for groaning, bottom-of-the-sea, sepulchral noises and cavernous drones; or pitched up two octaves for tiny, sparkling fairy-bell sounds that glitter and gleam.

The base sound covers a five-octave span in the middle of your keyboard, the middle three octaves of which are chromatically sampled. But the fun doesn’t stop there. At the top of the MIDI key range we’ve crammed in 75 further sounds made by the toy pianos under duress – when we tipped them over, shook them, dropped them, creaked their lid hinges, rattled their keys or otherwise abused them. These sounds are mapped across two octaves and three fixed velocity layers for easy access within your DAW, and comprise a wide range of effects noises, sound-design starting points and other sonic goodness. They, too, can be force-transposed down or up, allowing them to be used as everything from apocalyptic thunder sounds to splintery little percussive details.

Attack and Decay controls allow you to mould the base sound a bit, while Bad Tuning does what it says on the knob and lets you add a touch of drift or a full-on dose of threatening unpleasantness for cacophonic, atonal moments. Key Clunk controls the level of the 50 key-off samples, which are selected randomly and which add a great degree of realism to the sound.

The rear panel offers up two specially selected effects: echo (which is, of course, the scariest of the effects groups) and reverb (for getting that dark-mass-in-the-cathedral-crypt spaciousness to the sound). On the front panel, meanwhile, you can switch between two amp cabs and a convolved graphite microphone to change the colour and tonality of the sound. The graphite mic in particular sounds excellent on this instrument – you can see it in the photo above and hear it on the demo track in several places.

Haunted Piano fills two main roles: played straight, it offers an extremely realistic and convincing toy piano instrument, while with some of its more esoteric options enabled it provides a range of organic sound design textures that work in all kinds of musical styles, particularly those with a tendency towards the Dark Side.

Just don’t feed it after midnight…


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12 reviews for Haunted Piano

  1. Rated 4 out of 5

    joao.bispo.pt (verified owner)

    Versatile, from crisp icicle sounds to murky scapes.

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    DON Chaffer (verified owner)

    You need a toy piano, of course you do, but what you didn’t know is that you need a haunted one. This is that.

  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    Takoda.Castillo.23 (verified owner)

    An extremely eerie sounding instrument that would be perfect for a horror soundtrack, and just when a freaky piano sound is needed. Sounds great.

  4. Rated 5 out of 5

    Stefano (verified owner)

    A very versatile toy piano. Selecting the graphite mic and turning up the bad tuning knob you can recreate a perfect dark carnival atmosphere, especially if sometimes you hit randomly the keys in the upper octaves where are mapped the special effects. And, with the ultra-low pich shift setting, the sounds remind a kind of distorted tower bells… well done!

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    Matt (verified owner)

    Disturbing. You think you are playing a child’s toy but it turns out to be one that is posessed. Do not play it at night when you are alone.

  6. Rated 5 out of 5

    Dee (verified owner)

    erm.. I’m too scared to play it 0.0

    Seriously, another great & inspiring tool from RR. The reason I bought the full version of Kontakt was due to these unique instruments here that I accidentally stumbled across. I already own several Rhythmic Robot creations such as “Platter” (my favorite so far) “Spark Gap” and a few others.. I fear I may be addicted =.=
    Anyways, I took the opportunity to pounce on haunted piano while it’s on special offer and again I’ve not been disappointed. Creepy, haunting, atmospheric & plain fvcked up! I can see it coming in very useful for music and film projects, lovely 0.=

  7. Rated 5 out of 5

    james (verified owner)

    Great for late night inspiration…or something

  8. Rated 5 out of 5

    Brent (verified owner)

    I recently had a couple of different Halloween-themed projects I had to do. ONE instrument (out of ALL of the libraries, plugins, etc. I own) made it into BOTH projects, and this was it. If you just imagine the ideal, creepy piano-type sounds in horror movies, or other “scary” settings (like haunted houses, or whatever) , THIS IS IT.

  9. Rated 5 out of 5

    John (verified owner)

    Dark, intense and eerie. Super fun and quirky.

  10. Rated 5 out of 5

    Robert (verified owner)

    Sort of like a fistfight in a toy store.

  11. Rated 5 out of 5

    Lurch

    This little thing is stupid fun!! Tune it down, turn down the lights and freak out!

  12. Rated 5 out of 5

    Robert

    Equal parts nostalgia and an exploration into the paranormal, Haunted Piano lives up to its name in this wonderfully macabre instrument. This is one of the first Rhythmic Robot instruments I purchased, being a big fan of the “Burning Piano” patch in Spectrasonic’s OminSphere. Playing Haunted Piano can lead you down some disturbing musical paths (especially if you engage the “reverse” feature), but in a satisfying and entertaining way reminiscent of your favorite horror film. You won’t be disappointed.

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